Because the internet gods and web goblins created the website pretty quickly. The superbly talented LRB writing gnomes need time to get stuck in. So we will provide a picture of a minion as a sith, and a cat in a bowl. Enjoy these until our talented writers can derbyfy the website.

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PS if you like these images, they are available on google and owned by respective owners… not LRB. The web goblins thought they where cool :)